Black Strawberry

ibeggedformercytwice:

superwhomerlock221b:

deductism:

j2annon:

dingoatemybabycrazy:

deductism:

inkorstardust:

deductism:

natalieisnotalice:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

theinsultingdetective:

doctorwho:

supercrossover.

Superwhowizlocklin.

I fucking like.

I do like how the official Doctor Who tumblr reblogged this.

No. I will not start watching Merlin. Tumblr has exposed me to enough television as it is. I CAN’T HANDLE ANY MORE.

do iiiiit. watch meerrrlliiinn.

(also: this post of mine is decades old. HOW IS IT STILL GOING?)

I think this would get all kinds of gloriously awkward pretty damn fast. Harry’s going to wonder why Merlin is a servant boy and not a powerful wizard with a staff, and Arthur’s going to be wondering why apparent hunters wear such flimsy cloth.

Dean’s going to be wondering if Sherlock is possessed by an angel or a demon because godammit nobody but those guys acts like that, and John’s going to be wondering who on earth this special Doctor friend of Sherlock’s is.

Rory will wonder if a thirteen year old boy with a stick can really help before he remembers the Sonic Screwdriver is a stick and the Doctor acts about thirteen anyway. Sam will wonder if Arthur has Excalibur somewhere, and does this mean they’re hunting dragons again?

Sherlock will wonder how long it will take everyone but the Doctor and himself to figure out what’s going on.
The Doctor will probably wonder if everyone he’s picked up will like bunk-beds.

asdklakldslasdlja that^

Dean will get in shouting matches with all the British people over the correct names of food.

Captain Jack will show up and try to seduce everybody except Harry. Dean will give him a bloody nose for trying and he will complain about early 21st century heternormativity while Dean glowers and talks about pussy in excess.

Sam will geek out over everything, which the Doctor finds delightful and Sherlock will find tedious.

And then Dean will try to hit on Amy, only to be interrupted by Rory and say, “You’re married to him!?”

Dean will give him a bloody nose for trying and he will complain about early 21st century heternormativity while Dean glowers and talks about pussy in excess.

i’m sorry, i keep reblogging my own post, but THE COMMENTS, MY GOD THE COMMENTS.

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN SF ARKJHNYABLRF KGN OMFG

/crawls into hole. dies.

You’re going to have Merling darting around Arthur because of him being afraid Arthur will find out about magic and of course Arthur will be oblivious to it all. Including monster aliens on the planet Jaufh because you know… Camelot has just gotten rough.

Harry will be the companion to disobey the Doctor’s orders first and risk his God damn life every single time because he was told not to. Yet he’ll always live. Him and Rory will get on greatly because of that.

And well I can just see the Doctor and Sherlock doing experiments in the Tardis and nearly blowing things up because PHYSICS! John will be a giant ball of rage and worry. He’d probably also get jealous. I mean nobody should be near his best friend. HE’S STILL STRAIGHT THOUGH! NOOOOT GAY!